Huge Penis Funnies

After reading Johnny Virgil's latest post I had to do a search on Amazon for "huge penis." Why? Why not?

So here are the things I found.

For my Mom, because she just rocks and would totally put this in the guest bathroom, I want this: Flying Hanging Man with Huge Penis

For my Dad, because he needs to know the history of things, I'd get this book: A Mind of Its Own, A Cultural History of the Penis (in hardcover, mind you)

For the hell of it:
Men Are From Penis ...this is supposed to be some kind of revelation?

And my absolute favorite:
Youporn Sex Positions 101 For Short and Long Penis

From a search on Yahoo! for "huge penis"...


OMFG - I just found this shit...
Woody the Penis Pipe:

BWAAHAAAAA! I WANT THIS - I'd totally put it on a necklace!
Penis, fat one, about 6" long, made of Resin for Pendant: And the description reads: "6-8" long Penis Pendant, holed for adding rope or string for a necklace. let it hang down, wear it around your belt, or use it for anything else you may wish....made of resin...brittle!" "...brittle!"...so don't stick it anywhere?

Bicycling Magazine Funny

I had to laugh today when I saw an Adam&Eve ad at the back of Bicycling Magazine lauding 50% off and a free gift for using some code when you check out.

If you don't know what Adam & Eve is, it's a really good online adult toy store (and from right here in NC - Carrboro, methinks). You should check them out and throw some biz their way. ;)

Enjoy.